Don't listen to the voices in your head.

I tend to get first impressions seriously wrong... so if I hate your guts when we first meet, we're more than likely to get on really well, shortly after.

Seasonal wisdom

From the mouth of Frank Zappa 'Don't eat the yellow snow'

Mine:

• If the chocolate on the snow is steaming, it's not a chocolate
• The end of the year is not the end of the world, so easy on the mad panic at the super markets. It's embarrassing

Sage Noel of Gallagher's word of advice.

You got to roll with it

Better to be noticed by doing things


rather than...


Doing things in order to get noticed

Offset your Hedonistic lifestyle...

Like people offsetting their carbon emissions...

Why not offset your lifestyle?

You're good and some one can volunteer to do all the bad shit for you...

If I was to volunteer, then most of the bad shit I did could be somebody else's shit and not me being bad...

Think about it?

You could of course do it the other way around and you be bad and get someone to be good for you... but I don't think I'd volunteer for that or that to be a good alibi for misbehaving...

Fighting boredom...

There are many things one can do to fight boredom... i.e. start up a blog.

But if you find yourself in the painful grasp of ultimate boredom and begin to irritate everyone around you...

Try and bite your own butt cheeks... that should keep you busy, entertained and entertaining to those around you.

One more...

Next time you have your cake... Go ahead and fucking eat it.

Don't let any miserable, jealous bastard spoil it for you.