Better to be noticed by doing things


rather than...


Doing things in order to get noticed

Offset your Hedonistic lifestyle...

Like people offsetting their carbon emissions...

Why not offset your lifestyle?

You're good and some one can volunteer to do all the bad shit for you...

If I was to volunteer, then most of the bad shit I did could be somebody else's shit and not me being bad...

Think about it?

You could of course do it the other way around and you be bad and get someone to be good for you... but I don't think I'd volunteer for that or that to be a good alibi for misbehaving...

Fighting boredom...

There are many things one can do to fight boredom... i.e. start up a blog.

But if you find yourself in the painful grasp of ultimate boredom and begin to irritate everyone around you...

Try and bite your own butt cheeks... that should keep you busy, entertained and entertaining to those around you.

One more...

Next time you have your cake... Go ahead and fucking eat it.

Don't let any miserable, jealous bastard spoil it for you.

Religion.

If you feel let down by your god...

Why not try a different one? There's hundreds - if not thousands - to chose from.

Avoid looking like a country bumpkin.

In order to avoid looking like a country bumpkin... try - when you are surprised by something you might secretly find rather amazing - to look not impressed, verging on boredom.

What helps me achieve this is to think the mantra of the great sage S Twain 'That don't impress'a me much'. Repeat it to yourself.

Invisibility...

If you want to disappear from a crowd... simply dull yourself and slightly hunch your shoulders. Trust me hardly anyone will see you.

Wetting yourself...

I was wondering what would be the worst material to wet yourself in...

This is all theoretical, let's make this clear!

I believe that it would either be Denim (Jeans) or Suede. Both would be going sooooooo cold so quickly, all cardboardy and sticking to your body in that uncomfortable and reminding way...

Ninjas...

When plotting to kill a Ninja, always overestimate.

Welcome to my Pearls of Wisdom...

Greetings reader.

Doubt you got here purposefully, more like an accident.

Here I shall be publishing thoughts, advice and other deep meaningful and helpful things.

Enjoy.

Peyotitlan